Other teenagers: I lost my virginity at a party.
Me: I lost a follower when I was sleeping.
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dirtyberd:

sword holder 

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troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 
its transparent

Drag it nowOr on mobile tap it

troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 

its transparent

Drag it now
Or on mobile tap it

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thatfunnyblog:

IM IN LOVE

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oreooficial:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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tastefullyoffensive:

[autumnx]

tastefullyoffensive:

[autumnx]

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samhain-hallows:

jedavu:

Creative Artist Turns Strangers’ Photographs Into Anime-Inspired Sketches

US-based artist Robert DeJesus has been accepting commissions by strangers to draw Japanese anime-inspired portraits of themselves based on photographs they submit. 

All hail DeJesus for making insanely cute photos even cuter.

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greetthenewday:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

kushboo-n-wizdom

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bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

(via greetings)

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